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Earlier I had mentioned reading a book about the Winklevoss brothers' investment in BitInstant and Charlie Shrem. Mr. Shrem received a strange letter in January 2014 from someone called Marcel Mellish. I'm pasting here the original text (which I typed from this* image) below this intro, because it might contain a secret message from someone -- from Satoshi? Maybe you, the reader, find something what we others haven't. 😊

***THE MESSAGE CONTENT BEGINS BELOW THIS LINE***
Dear Charlie

I returned last week from a 4 week razzia in Venice honoring Italian World War 2 Kamikaze pilots and learned of Bitcoin tsopujris during lunch with an old friend from ourdays as adecedarian defenestrators, Bishop Carl Bean.

I have read part of all of the news stories on the tismmes--and even saw the story on the Crime Channel TV show last night. I am not the least bit gruntled at the way those rantallion patzers are ballyragging you and Bobby Faiella.. If I had any balls I would put my head in a moose. I am so depressed at this situation that I felt the need for a little bit of cheering and rented the movie "Schindler's List" to get some well needed yuks.

You must make it a point to cacchinate when you learn about their pasquinades posted in local bars, shuls, needlepoint supply stores and in licensed lava lamp repair centers. For sure, yo are under attack by priapic quidnucs who most likely suffer from frottage. I'll wager that most of them have had peotomys. They would be better off devoting their time to giving each other clysters.

I have great faith in the American System of Jewishprudence and am sure that you will be vindicated and resume your career as a legend in professional buck buck games.

As for me, Charlie, for the past 3 years I have been general manager of the Home for Unwed Fathers in Oxnard CA. I am also teaching 3 classes in Freshman Theoretical Physics at UCLA: (1) Physics of Oscillatory Integrals (2) Vorticity in the Ginzburg-Landau Model of Superconductivity and (3) Geometric Analysis of Chow-Mumford.

Charlie,, in our younger days days we passed a lot of water and gas when we stampeded the town girls in Bensonhurst, made out with the grazing dairy cows in Prospect Park, goosed tray-bearing priapic waiters at Katz Deli and sniffed the seats of the coeds' bicycles parked outside the dorm and classrooms at NYU, Columbia, Brooklyn College, Hofstra, Ru8tgers, Fordham, 3 Catholic seminaries at the Bronx Yeshiva.

Hang in there, Marcel Mellish 1/30/14 (310) 939-4827
"It's too late for Chiropody--the vultures are already circling:----Caesar Kimmel
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*) The original message: https://imgur.com/h8spBld

⚡Notice: I haven't double-checked if my copy of the letter contains typos. If you're about to analyze the text, please refer to the original image. Also do notice my copy has removed line breaks from paragraphs.